summonerscode:

Exhibit 273

Leona [All][00:55]: You know how I deal with spiders Elise? I step on them

Elise [All][01:07]: u gonna need some big boots for that

Elise [All][01:17]: Think you can afford them on a support salary?

(Thanks to Halcione for the quote!)

chanlia:

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

Silence
Yelling
Running
Recognition
Harmonies
Rain
Showers
Cold

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

naughtyrobotics:

i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle 

givedeanwinchesterhispie:

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash

the-hollow-crown-of-loki:

truer words never spoken.

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Reason #1 I love Alan.

gabebondoc:

“The Way” - An Ariana Grande x Mac Miller Cover

Hoping you enjoy!

Peace, love and lol.

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usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

volume2chainz:

*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*