Leona [All][00:55]: You know how I deal with spiders Elise? I step on them
Elise [All][01:07]: u gonna need some big boots for that
Elise [All][01:17]: Think you can afford them on a support salary?
(Thanks to Halcione for the quote!)
it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle
nicki in the background
oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”
does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor
it gets funnier each time it appears on my dash
“The Way” - An Ariana Grande x Mac Miller Cover
Hoping you enjoy!
Peace, love and lol.
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.